One-liner Adult cleanMy New Year resolution has excellent manners.It always leaves quietly by February.Why it works: The resolution is personified as a polite guest that disappears sooner than intended.Copy jokeSave▲ 0Topics connected to this jokeAdult CleanCleanFunnyNew YearNew Year One-LinersOne-LinerOne-Liners for AdultsShort New Year Jokes for Adults