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Clouds are natural shape-shifters.No meeting is required.
Rain has excellent drop management.Every cloud sends a delivery.
62 jokes
Weather Jokes for Kids: Clean & Easy to Tell
Clean weather jokes for kids with familiar vocabulary, understandable setups and punchlines children can retell.
At a glance: 62 jokes · 5 formats · 62 clean.
What you’ll find
About this collection
Weather Jokes for Kids need both subject relevance and child-level clarity. The material here is selected for Kids and to rain, clouds, sun and ordinary forecast words, rather than being labeled child-friendly simply because it avoids profanity. The premise should be understandable to a child, the punchline should use vocabulary they can reasonably recognize, and the joke should be easy enough to repeat without adult context. This creates a more useful page for parents, teachers and children than mixing every clean adult joke into the same list.
Choose the right one
Picking a joke for the audience
For younger readers, start with concrete, familiar ideas and move toward layered wordplay only when the child knows both meanings. Q&A jokes can be especially useful because the question gives the child a chance to guess before hearing the answer. Older children can handle longer wordplay when the underlying idea is already familiar.
Where it works
Good uses for these jokes
This collection works well for classrooms, seasonal activities, captions and weather lessons. Use the joke-format filters to move between quick one-liners, Q&A and other supported formats without leaving the child-focused collection.
What we avoid
What we leave out
We exclude adult premises, frightening material, obscure vocabulary or jokes labeled kid-friendly only because they lack profanity. We also avoid jokes that require adult relationship, workplace or cultural knowledge just to understand why the punchline is supposed to be funny.
Quick picks by use case
Start with the version that fits your audience
Easy Q&A
Question-and-answer jokes that are simple to tell out loud.
What do clouds wear under their shorts?Thunderwear.
Why did the forecast carry a towel?It expected a shower.
For kids
Jokes labeled for children, with straightforward wording and clean premises.
What can run but never walks?Water.
What has a bed but never sleeps?A river.
Riddle-style
Riddles that make the listener solve the setup before the reveal.
What can run but never walks?Water.
What has a bed but never sleeps?A river.
What kind of weather jokes for kids joke do you need?
What can run but never walks?
Water.
Why it works: The clues sound impossible until the answer reveals the alternate interpretation.
What has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
Why it works: The clue describes a familiar object indirectly, and the answer resolves the apparent contradiction.
What can fall without getting hurt?
Rain.
Why it works: The clue describes a familiar object indirectly, and the answer resolves the apparent contradiction.
What kind of cup cannot hold water?
A cupcake.
Why it works: The riddle relies on a word having both an everyday meaning and a physical or figurative meaning.
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderwear.
Why it works: Thunderwear is a deliberately cheesy sound-alike for underwear.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
Why it works: The clues sound impossible until the answer reveals the alternate interpretation.
Why did the forecast carry a towel?
It expected a shower.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the cloud carry a suitcase?
It was drifting away.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the cloud bring a pencil?
To draw a better shape.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Clouds are natural shape-shifters.
No meeting is required.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
What did one mitten say to the other?
“We make a warm pair.”
Why it works: Mittens form a pair and keep hands warm.
Why did the cloud stay home?
It was feeling under the weather.
Why it works: The weather idiom is applied to an actual cloud.
Why did the lemonade carry sunglasses?
It wanted to stay cool.
Why it works: Cool means both stylish and chilled.
Why did the cloud get a silver medal?
It already had a lining.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the bunny carry a calendar?
It had a lot of spring dates.
Why it works: Spring as a season and the bunny’s springing movement support the joke.
Rain has excellent drop management.
Every cloud sends a delivery.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the cloud bring a notebook?
It had a lot of ideas forming.
Why it works: Cloud formation is compared with ideas forming in the mind.
The wind never keeps a secret.
It is always blowing things around.
Why it works: Blowing objects around becomes spreading information around.
Clouds have excellent overhead coverage.
The sky is fully staffed.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
What did the little cloud say to the sun?
“You make my day bright.”
Why it works: A familiar phrase becomes literal sunshine.
Why did the umbrella get invited back?
It always covered the group.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the puddle apply for a promotion?
It wanted a bigger splash.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did drizzle avoid loud parties?
It preferred low-pressure events.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella?
It wanted to stay under cover.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the rain check its calendar?
It had several showers scheduled.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Umbrellas are portable coverage plans.
They work best when remembered.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Drizzle is rain using a softer launch strategy.
The rollout is gradual.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Showers are clouds making a clean exit.
Everything gets wet on the way.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Forecast clouds have strong presence.
They appear before the rain does.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the cloud avoid arguments?
It did not want things to get stormy.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the pizza bring an umbrella?
There was a chance of extra drizzle.
Why it works: Sauce or oil drizzle is treated like weather drizzle.
Why did the bird carry an umbrella?
The forecast called for fowl weather.
Why it works: “Foul weather” becomes “fowl weather,” using the bird category.
Why did the raindrop carry a tiny suitcase?
It was ready to fall anywhere.
Why it works: Rainfall is personified as travel with an uncertain destination.
Why did the horse open a bank account?
It wanted to save for a rainy neigh.
Why it works: “Neigh” replaces “day” in the phrase about saving for future needs.
Why did the ghost bring an umbrella?
The forecast called for scattered boos.
Why it works: Weather language is mixed with the sound “boo.”
A puddle always seems shallow until the shoe commits.
Research arrives late.
Why did the cloud join the forecast team?
It had strong overhead experience.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow problem, I can wait a minute.
Why it works: The joke follows the familiar knock-knock rhythm, then resolves the name as a pun.
A rain check is the forecast's favorite scheduling tool.
Plans stay flexible.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Rain can make a quiet roof sound like a busy meeting.
Every drop gets a turn.
Why did the cloud make a good supervisor?
It kept an eye on everything below.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the duck like rainy days?
Every sidewalk came with bonus pond options.
Why it works: Puddles are reframed as convenient temporary ponds.
Why did the meteor bring an umbrella?
It heard the forecast called for showers.
Why it works: Meteor showers and rain showers share the same word.
Why did the gingerbread kid carry an umbrella?
There was a chance of sprinkles.
Why it works: Sprinkles are both weather-like language and cake decoration.
A silver lining is weather with positive branding.
The cloud still gets credit.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Overcast skies are clouds taking the full-screen option.
Visibility changes fast.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Why did the snowman check the weather app?
It had a lot riding on the temperature.
Why it works: A snowman’s existence literally depends on temperature.
A sunset can turn ordinary clouds into premium scenery.
Lighting does the upgrade.
Why did thunder apply for a microphone?
It was tired of being told to keep it down.
Why it works: Thunder is personified as an already loud performer.
Why was the cow calm during the storm?
It knew the weather would pasture eventually.
Why it works: “Pass” is turned into “pasture,” connecting the forecast to a field.
A cloud's career path is mostly upward mobility and drifting.
Structure is optional.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Cloud and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Puddles are weather's temporary reflections.
They make every sidewalk look thoughtful.
Why it works: This wordplay is explicitly written for Rain and uses subject vocabulary as the comic mechanism.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in before the weather changes.
Why it works: “Lettuce” sounds like “let us,” completing the request to come inside.
A small cloud can make an entire picnic look at the sky.
Influence is disproportionate.
Rain makes everyone discover exactly how far the car is parked.
Distance becomes measurable.
Clouds make distance hard to judge because the scale is unreasonable.
Perspective struggles.
Forecast percentages become fascinating the moment laundry is outside.
Statistics gain urgency.
Clouds can hide a mountain without moving the mountain at all.
Presentation changes everything.
The umbrella left at home becomes much more valuable once the first drop lands.
Timing sets prices.
The fastest-changing object in a landscape is often the one nobody can touch.
Clouds stay flexible.
Cloud watching is the only meeting where everyone invents a different agenda.
Shapes encourage opinions.
The first sunny minute after rain gets more appreciation than an entire ordinary afternoon.
Contrast helps.
Choosing weather jokes for kids jokes
What makes a joke a good fit here?
The topic should help create the setup, punchline or wordplay. The collection is kept focused so you do not have to sort through unrelated jokes.
Why show audience and format labels?
A short clean Q&A joke serves a different need from a technical one-liner. The labels make it easier to narrow the list before copying or sharing.
How are very large collections handled?
Large collections are split into 100-joke pages so the page stays quick to browse. Use the numbered navigation to continue through the full collection.
Where should I start?
Try the quick picks and filters near the top of the page, then use the related collections when you want a narrower audience, occasion or joke style.